thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

nosdrinker:

at least i can admit i’m a piece of shit

(Source: nosdrinker)

untexting:

it’s so sad when you crave someone you can’t have

Intimacy is not who you let touch you. Intimacy is who you text at 3am about your dreams and fears. Intimacy is giving someone your attention, when ten other people are asking for it. Intimacy is the person always in the back of your mind, no matter how distracted you are.
― (via bisexualjohn)

(Source: queerkaitlin)

tropicalifornication:

*goes out of room*

*grabs food*

*goes back in the room*

*repeats the next day*

urbancatfitters:

if u dont know how to respond to something just say “how dare you”

(Source: urbancatfitters)

nintendoggy:

i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class

dulect:

remember this annoying thing?

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politicallyincorrectwalrus:

i love the term “partners”
are we dating?
are we robbing a bank?
do we run a legal firm?
are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
who knows.

raptortooth:

mybine:

lumos5001:

amazingpeetaisnotonfire:

sluttynuggets:

aphtaiwan:

johnhamishmorstan:

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

what why would you use numbers

so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

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America makes no sense, as usual.

bless the person that actually made the chart

laughter from France

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France what the fuck

(Source: vexingholmes)

westbor0baptistchurch:

k1mkardashian:

i wish there was a way you could make your posts non-rebloggable

Just put one of your selfies on it.

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